Bull Riding

So being laid off I watch a lot of shitty TV these days. But one thing I always watch when I come across it, is Bull Riding. I fucking love it. It is the best thing on TV, well maybe other than America's Next Sex Starlet. If you have never watched Bull Riding you are missing out. Several reason why:

First of all I'm pretty sure this is how bull riding started

Cowboy 1: (after a pint of whiskey)"That is a big fucking bull. I bet I can ride that thing for five seconds for your pint of whiskey"

Cowboy 2: "You get my whiskey if you ride him for ten seconds"

Cowboy 1: "How bout 8 seconds?"

Cowboy 2: "Deal"

And that my friends, is roughly how bull riding was started.

Now, I was watching it, and this guy was one of the best riders in the contest, and was about half way through the season and he had only won 18,000 dollars. So let's think about this. Make 36,000 dollars riding a fucking bull for a living, or get an office job and ride a computer screne. I guess you could pick the bull if you are a god damn nutcase.

But the best part of watching this shit, is watching these morons get kicked in the head. These bulls are really fired up, and some jackass in a cowboy hat, is gonna jump on it's back and dig spurs into it's sides. Ya I would buck too. So when they finally get bucked off, I'm cheering for the bull to whip around and just fuck light up one of these morons. Just think, Manny Pacqauo mixed with Mike Tyson circa early 90's and add about a ton of weight. And then they are expecting those fucking dudes dressed as clowns (why are they dressed as clowns? who knows? why are people trying to ride bulls?) to get these bulls from destroying this son of a bitch that is trying to ride him. Good luck buddy, make sure you're makeup doesn't smeer.

This is also an added benefit of bull riding:

"WEEEEEEEEEEEE"