Sunday, November 2, 2008

First of all.....



I have often in my life had the label of being a "hater." I also have been called angry, annoyed, pissy and several other adjectives that have to do with my perception of the world around me. So my friends, enemies, comrades, ex's, and general acquaintances I bring you Player Haters Ball. The name stolen from a Dave Chappelle skit, "I gotta put water in Buck Nasty MaMa's Dish," It will give you simple ramblings about what I hate at this moment and random mind farts on other subjects, such as music, movies, football etc. etc.




So people my first post i bring you an alphabetical list:




Art Schools- Really? You are going to spend asinine amounts of money so you can learn how to properly express your lack of allowance and how much you love long sleeve t-shirts on to a canvas. Nice scarf fag...




Bill Belichick- Feel free to smile, dick face. You have been in charge of a football powerhouse for the past several years. Your job isn't that important, quit looking like every time you lose Bob Kraft has to put you on suicide watch. What you should be worried about is people looking up your record without Tom Brady...




Crack- Crack is whack




Dingelberries- They hang there and you have to reach up there to get them out, then if you don't get them they get hard and pull out your ass hair. No? Nobody else? Well than I hate Dragnet..




Employment- Being unemployed is a lot better. At least until I have to pay bills





There will be more....

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Nice job bro! Yeah, I don't quite get art schools either. Its one of those things that just don't make sense like girls liking Luke. I mean what are they getting out of it?!