Really?

My good friend at ryansandtigersandbears.com has already commented on this but I feel like I need to get my two cents in as well. Two tween favorites just had a kid and named it Bronx Mowgli.

Let that sink in.

So now that you have your head wrapped around it, let's dive into this situation. First of all Bronx one of your parents is the LESS talented Simpson sister. That is like being Frank Stalone. Your dad, in the most liberal sense of the word, admits to making out with dudes.

"Daddy!!??"

"Dad what is the difference between boys and girls?"

"Well Bronx. While girls are helpful on passing on your name, boys just know how to make your toes curl!!!!"

These two, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, like to pretend that they are musicians. Pete Wentz plays guitar for Fall Out Boy. While Fall Out Boy likes to think of themselves as an emo band, they are more, "my dad doesn't give me allowance" emo than anything else. I played drums on hard on Rock Band last night and I think that automatically gives me more talent than anybody in Fall Out Boy.

And Ashlee fucking Simpson. Ummmm...... She is so irrelevant I can't even think of anything to say about her. Except the fact that at least Jessica got the QB of the Dallas Cowboys. You got Pete Wentz. Have fun at Thanksgiving.

And let's not forget that the grandpa is Joe Simpson. Joe Simpson has probably already started to try and get a reality show for little Bronx and is trying to sell the birthing video. Talk about a scum bag. The guy used to be a preacher, now he has highlights. If the devil was to have a manager or agent the fight between Joe Simpson/Drew Rosenhous and Scott Boras would be dirty.

"Wink if you're a deusche"

So let's bring it back to little Bronx. Good luck in life. I hope the best for you, but I'm totally expecting the worst. Between your parents splitting up in the next year because grandpa thinks it is best for his girls career, your life will be shot. Your dad will end up fighting Prop 8 with his new life partner Zack Efron, while your mom's new penthouse shoot isn't as artistic as she thought it was going to be. And you my little horribly named friend, better get to know your shrink, bc you will be needing it. Often.

At least he won't have to worry about musical talent.

P.S.

"Bronx and the Hound premiering next fall on VH1 Celebreality"

getting away from the list for awhile.....

Some things that are on my mind...

Last night we Americans voted Barack Obama into our White House. I have cautious optimism about the future of our country. I think his ideas are poignant and hit home with many Americans. I also think a lot of his ideas are wishful thinking and hearsay that were meant to just get him elected. I don't think anybody wants to hear whether I support him or not, at this point it doesn't matter, I do however want everyone to go listen to John McCain's speech one more time. It was respectful, on point, and exactly what this country is in desperate need of. Republican, Democrat, Independent, Black, White, Homosexual, Straight, Male, Female, Christian, Jewish, Atheist. We need to forget how we want to define ourselves and figure out what inspires and connects us.

Almost Famous might be the greatest movie of all time. Not only is the acting phenomenal, it is a pseudo-biography, it is funny, it is heartfelt, it has a love story, it has a hero. It also might have the greatest soundtrack this side of Forrest Gump. How this movie isn't more popular is beyond me. Anybody that calls themselves a music fan has to put this movie in their top five movies of all time. I have always thought I was born in the wrong decade and Almost Famous is my proof. It also makes me wish I had some talent, but then again the music scene is so horrible these days it wouldn't matter. If you cannot relate to the bus "Tiny Dancer" scene you aren't human.

I have been told I spent way to much time thinking about this, but the new Killers song is horrible. After having it shoved down my throat over and over again by the radio stations I have come to the conclusion it is Disco music. It is dance music. It will sound good in a club. It is not rock music. Rock music is about emotion and life, that thing that the Killers just put out is about being mainstream and having to put out another album. There is no reason that the same band that put out Hot Fuss should be putting that single out. Hopefully the other new tracks from the new album will be more David Bowie and less Culture Club....

"nobody can explain Rock and Roll. Well maybe Pete Townsend..."

Alpha list of things I hate 2

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First of all.....

I have often in my life had the label of being a "hater." I also have been called angry, annoyed, pissy and several other adjectives that have to do with my perception of the world around me. So my friends, enemies, comrades, ex's, and general acquaintances I bring you Player Haters Ball. The name stolen from a Dave Chappelle skit, "I gotta put water in Buck Nasty MaMa's Dish," It will give you simple ramblings about what I hate at this moment and random mind farts on other subjects, such as music, movies, football etc. etc.

So people my first post i bring you an alphabetical list:

Art Schools- Really? You are going to spend asinine amounts of money so you can learn how to properly express your lack of allowance and how much you love long sleeve t-shirts on to a canvas. Nice scarf fag...

Bill Belichick- Feel free to smile, dick face. You have been in charge of a football powerhouse for the past several years. Your job isn't that important, quit looking like every time you lose Bob Kraft has to put you on suicide watch. What you should be worried about is people looking up your record without Tom Brady...

Crack- Crack is whack

Dingelberries- They hang there and you have to reach up there to get them out, then if you don't get them they get hard and pull out your ass hair. No? Nobody else? Well than I hate Dragnet..

Employment- Being unemployed is a lot better. At least until I have to pay bills

There will be more....